I cannot tell the difference anymore
I cannot trust myself

I gots no alcohols. Why did I not get alcohols when I was out earlier??? I thought about it and then somehow didn’t do it. Now I am sad, but not sure yet if I’m sad enough to get dressed again to go get some.

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mudlobster:

Hop! - Imgur

This is what happens when a rabbit ejaculates.

You probably think that’s a joke but it is completely true.

No matter how many times and in what ways I state that this is a true fact it does not stop sounding like a joke, however I assure you that this rabbit has humped that ball to completion.

Seeing as it’s rabbit fertility season, I’m gonna reblag this.
This is how your easter eggs get made, kids.

mudlobster:

Hop! - Imgur

This is what happens when a rabbit ejaculates.

You probably think that’s a joke but it is completely true.

No matter how many times and in what ways I state that this is a true fact it does not stop sounding like a joke, however I assure you that this rabbit has humped that ball to completion.

Seeing as it’s rabbit fertility season, I’m gonna reblag this.

This is how your easter eggs get made, kids.

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances