terencemckenna-ebooks:


Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

truly damned by god to this mortal coil

What if they are god?

terencemckenna-ebooks:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

truly damned by god to this mortal coil

What if they are god?

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volodya-putin:

I have no butt

“average person has 1 butt” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 butt. Butts Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 butts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

YES I have to edit all my posts ten times or something. Probably even this one. Going to try not to though… damn it.

And who needs a fucking 1/2 pound of meat on a burger anyway? Who the fuck do you think you are, Hardees? Now you can get any thickburger as a 1/2 pound and that’s fucking ridiculous.

The Hardee’s Western Texas BBQ Thickburger. Or whatever it’s called. They come out with so many fucking “western” and “bbq” whatsits that I can’t keep track anymore. Anyway, I ate one and it kind of made me want to vomit. I think it’s the brisket. It’s gross. Soggy fried shit on top of it only makes it worse. Everything between the buns is just chopped meaty mush in a bland, ketchupy sauce, and it desperately needs something crispy or some vegetables or something to keep from gagging. Avoid at all cost.