Sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water

 

They are installing new flooring upstairs. \o/

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

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asylum-art:

Junko Mori: Steel Sculptures

artist on tumblr

Born in Yokohama, Japan in 1974, Junko Mori is a Japanese metal worker; she graduated from Musashino Art University with a BA in three-dimensional design. After working for a year as a welder in a factory, she moved on to studying silversmithing and metal work at Camberwell College of Arts in London. She is known for her organic, minimalist design.

besturlonhere:

nosdrinker:

recent developments

fewer religious inspired paintings, more painting inspired by blade runner

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

dj-nolife:

2bainzz:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

wait why isnt he wearing shoes :(

why didnt he take off the belt he was wearing


The answer to all of these questions and more is the fedora on his head.

dj-nolife:

2bainzz:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

wait why isnt he wearing shoes :(

why didnt he take off the belt he was wearing

The answer to all of these questions and more is the fedora on his head.

handsomedogs:

Took this little guy (Toby) from the street and moved him right into my heart. He sure does poop a lot, though. 

Uh… ok. Living things do tend to do that. Poop, I mean.

handsomedogs:

Took this little guy (Toby) from the street and moved him right into my heart. He sure does poop a lot, though. 

Uh… ok. Living things do tend to do that. Poop, I mean.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce