You know me, I hate everyone
I have no butt
“average person has 1 butt” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 butt. Butts Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 butts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
YES I have to edit all my posts ten times or something. Probably even this one. Going to try not to though… damn it.
And who needs a fucking 1/2 pound of meat on a burger anyway? Who the fuck do you think you are, Hardees? Now you can get any thickburger as a 1/2 pound and that’s fucking ridiculous.
The Hardee’s Western Texas BBQ Thickburger. Or whatever it’s called. They come out with so many fucking “western” and “bbq” whatsits that I can’t keep track anymore. Anyway, I ate one and it kind of made me want to vomit. I think it’s the brisket. It’s gross. Soggy fried shit on top of it only makes it worse. Everything between the buns is just chopped meaty mush in a bland, ketchupy sauce, and it desperately needs something crispy or some vegetables or something to keep from gagging. Avoid at all cost.