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thepinkqueen: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:30:17 +0600

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Sat, 25 May 2013 19:15:34 +0600

Official Reddit magazine

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:13:50 +0600

Official Reddit magazine

tiredtalk: disgustinghuman: Scientist takes off clothes to go...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:08:22 +0600

tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:

Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

me either

Never trust a scientist with their clothes on.

the-awesome-atheist: Im a goat, apparently. moar...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:07:54 +0600

the-awesome-atheist:

Im a goat, apparently.

moar atheism

“lash out at children or… trick you into neglecting God’s Word.” How would that work? Do atheists drive around in Grumpy Vans, calling kids over to discuss how their imaginary deity is a fraud? “Hey, hey kid. You got a minute? Want to hear the word of not-god? No? Here’s a pamphlet OK in case you change your mind.”

Oh wait…

pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:03:53 +0600

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

I kind of want to know what that tattoo is/used to be.

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:03:13 +0600

I kind of want to know what that tattoo is/used to be.

theinturnetexplorer: secretlymartinfreeman: that-darn-hyena: s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:01:17 +0600

theinturnetexplorer:

secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

goodnight tumblr

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Sat, 25 May 2013 19:00:10 +0600

FDR: American Badass trailer

Sat, 25 May 2013 05:15:14 +0600

FDR: American Badass trailer

OK the “olive” oil didn’t burn but the recipe then said to put the cooked potatoes...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:57:27 +0600

OK the “olive” oil didn’t burn but the recipe then said to put the cooked potatoes into a bowl and add 1/4 cup red wine vinegar.

My kitchen is now a hazmat zone. Holy fuck I forgot about the vinegar fumes. Should have let that cool down first!!

A 400F oven seems too hot for olive oil. Not that it’s genuine olive oil; it’s Walmart...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:48:00 +0600

A 400F oven seems too hot for olive oil. Not that it’s genuine olive oil; it’s Walmart brand and obviously near 100% sunflower seed oil. I don’t know how this ever got passed off as olive oil; it’s fucking disgusting. NEVERTHELESS, 400F is too high. I have coated potato pieces in it according to a recipe. I hope I do not open my oven to an inferno. Currently, the potatoes are whistling.

tastefullyoffensive: 9 Cats Stuck in Things[via]

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:45:13 +0600

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Stuck in Things

[via]

nsfwhumor: [@eireanndolan]

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:42:30 +0600

nsfwhumor:

[@eireanndolan]

Trying to keep a straight face appeared to be the hardest part...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:37:00 +0600

Trying to keep a straight face appeared to be the hardest part to pull off.

brettpunk: usemelikeacow: Destruction of Neo-Tokyo, CE...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:35:00 +0600

brettpunk:

usemelikeacow:

Destruction of Neo-Tokyo, CE 2019

From the end of volume 3, topping out at around what, 40 pages I think? Insane.

The Mazone/Sylvidre Sphere upon arrival in Tokyo.

From Capitaine Albator [Captain Harlock] No. 1, p. 11.

robotcosmonaut: December 3, 1979

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:34 +0600

robotcosmonaut:

December 3, 1979

cryoclaire: Made a fun brush in Manga Studio. This happened.

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:27:32 +0600

cryoclaire:

Made a fun brush in Manga Studio. This happened.

Yamel Cakes

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:26:08 +0600

shitmystudentswrite:

Every year on Yom Kippur, Jewish men and boys wear yamel cakes on their heads, which are very important to the Jewish faith. Wearing the yamel cake symbolizes that you are truly a man and not a woman.

wealldraw: scuse me

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:25:51 +0600

wealldraw:

scuse me