Will Graham’s strays are so much better behaved than… every dog I’ve ever lived with (and all of them were strays). How is it that he can be asleep past daybreak? I would have 80 pounds of blackdog standing on my chest at 4 in the morning whining at me that she needs to pee, despite having the bladder of a fucking camel. And I mean, the little dogs have such tiny bladders, there is no way they would let their alpha sleep in like that. He fucking neglects them too: He works in DC and is gone all day not to mention when he blacks out and shit. HOW IS HIS HOUSE NOT DESTROYED?? And WHO DOES ALL THE VACUUMING????
And then letting a stranger into the house and UNDER THE BED? Fucking ONE DOG growling about that AFTER IT HAPPENS, the rest all just look on stupidly. These can’t be real dogs. What the fuck is happening here.
This would still totally be my life if I owned anything, except all the dogs would sleep on my bed (which would be a big rug on the floor actually), and completely disrespect me as their leader. As it should be, because well-trained dogs are boring as fuck. And also I don’t fly fish wtf that seems totally incongruous with this character who seems like he’d have a rough time gutting fishes, but I guess they needed the hunter/fisher thing for the themes and imagery, so it’s OK I can respect that.